Rabbits don’t use telephones. They thump and wriggle their noses or flick their ears. As that won’t work long distance we are providing a nice form for you to use:

I am afraid it is no more use trying to phone me than the rabbits as I can’t abide the things. I don’t have a mobile and I don’t answer the house phone. If you want to get in contact you need to use email or the form. Please don’t try to find a phone number as the only one here belongs to the house not the Sanctuary and my mother had a stroke last year and can’t traipse about looking for me or even take a message. And don’t ask me to phone you. I won’t. I just won’t. Sorry, but that is just how it is.